I demand a refund

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Toast Once Declared: "I'm so hot I make all the butter melt."


This blog has a twin. =]

>>> http://www.black-violin.blogspot.com/<<<



Dare you meet the dark side of insanity? XD

Thought so.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Little Girl: Out Of Nowhere, Going Somewhere

Seriously.
I have magic ice-cream in my freezer.
Look how it bent my spoon.

XD

But my stationary is entirely, magically different. For instance, my rulers keep repeating the Houdini Act.

Yeah, the one where they all go missing. +___+


Today I found a stash of them in an old school bag..... I knew there was a conspiracy going on, but five rulers in the same place is ridiculous. Even by my insane standards.

It just goes to show....something.

The Other Stuff

http://www.banksy.co.uk/

Gallery of graffiti art by an artist called Banksy. You should really check this one out.


Why?

This is why.

This Blog post is powered by : Hollywood's Not America by Ferras

(And maybe a couple of biscuits)


Abandon Myself To Gravity,

ConfessionRights

Thursday, January 31, 2008


HOT-LYTS.COM


For illustration they probably have a picture of me in there. ; )
Mel, Nat, Div --> Did you laugh? =P

The Dare I've Been Dared

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Divya, aren't you proud of me? XP

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Commited To Memory, My Asylum Of Thoughts

*Cough, cough*

I hearby declare that the Blog: Insanity Check has died. Cause of death is split into two popular votes:-

One: Neglect

Two: Suffocation

Or a combination of both, the experts note intelligently. It probably suffocated under the staggering weight of three and a half inches of dust.

R.I.P and farewell Bl-

WAIT! It's revived in the nick of time! Stop the shovels! It's back and in check!

So yeah. I'm baaaack! *in annoying sing-song voice*

Random note:

In hell they have rocking chairs made of razor blades, pin cushions with the pins sticking out the wrong way and of course, a pile of Seni Tekad in the corner with all the stitching mussed up and tangled.

Plus the needles keep melting.

Die Young and Save Yourself,
Confession Rights

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Making Sense. Now At 3.50 Per Pack.

Finals in two weeks, enough said.

Kissing my Blog a temporary goodbye with this microscopic post.

The Trump Card In My Deck Of Lies,
Confession Rights

P.S.
The cause of laughter -




Sunday, September 16, 2007

Pass The Mineral Water, Please. I'm an Aquaholic.

You know it's getting drastic when you need tuition for your tuition...

We've been having exams for the last 4 weeks in a row, and sometimes I wonder where the education part comes in. It's been like tests, tests, and that's a bird, no it's a plane! Wait, hold on, nope just another test.

Brain damage and exams.

Same thing. Only with 6 more letters.

On a tastier note, yesterday I had my first lemon meringue pie! Topped with a not-so-delicious spinach and pine nut quiche. Whatever possessed me to pick that out of the menu, I hope it's been exorcised. Think egg tofu. Think spinach mashed together with delicate pine nuts.

Think of me having to eat that with a smile on my face and forced to repeatedly praise its ooey-gooey softness, just because I didn't want to offend the hostess.

Yummy.

Shoot. I just found out the date for my oh-so-important entrance exam. November the 1st and 2nd, why must you torture me so?

Because This is My Painted Reality,
Confession Rights